4.03.2008

Greed E-bay

What the h- e- double hockey sticks is going on with people. Greedy, greedy people.

I recently inquired on a L.A.M.B. trench coat I liked on Ebay. Now knowing the seller had a peak interest from me, she raised the price of the coat.

What the Frack!!

"Hi, I noticed you raise the price of your coat."

"Why yes I did. I noticed how much you wanted it so I thought I would screw you out a few more dollars."

"Wow, I can't thank you enough. Money has been burning a hole in my pocket ever since I heard I am getting the $600 payola the gov is giving me not to hate Bush."

"Oh, really, no problem. I have some shoes you might want to. They totally aren't your size and I will price them high so I can buy a sweater for my parakeet."

"Forget the shoes...let me just buy the sweater for your bird. I will be at the pet store anyway buying cat food for myself"



Blondes don't pay anyone a compliment!!

4.02.2008

Office Attire

I am wearing my thigh high argyle socks with loafers, matching Jean Paul Gaultier argyle sweater and grey mini-skirt...

I understand its not your typical office wear but than again I don't aspire to be a corporate girl.

If I had to wear Ann Taylor or Banana Republic to work everyday..I would shoot myself.

Unfortunately, across the hall...the girls don't care for me much..hhhmmmm...don't care....but one of them spoke to me today. Something I truly try to avoid...ugghhh...on occassion I can't help but run into them at the elevator and I have to be polite and carry on polite conversation.

"You look like a school girl"

"I know, I love the look."

"I could never get away with wearing that to work"

"Of course you couldn't.Your too fat."

"Excuse me?"

"I said of course you couldn't get away with that"





Blondes don't have time for small talk!!!

4.01.2008

More Fool's

Consumers...

Exactly when did fashion designers and editors convince us that polyester is the new silk?!

Who the heck pays hundreds of dollars to wear leisure suit fabric?

Its oleophylic which means, it retains odor!!

Did you know you can boil polyester?! Not only will it not damage the fabric but it will actually help remove odor.

Did you know polyester is nothing more than plastic melted down to thread and woven for your grossness!!!

Stop wearing polyester...go back to natural fibers before we ruin the planet with bad taste

Blondes hate being plastic!!!

Happy Fool's Day

Do we really need to celebrate fool's??!!


Fine!! Who am I to be a party pooper!!!



Happy Fool's Day Bankers!!!!!!



Blondes don't think anyone should get bailed out!!!

Mini Man

Three things I tend to avoid on the road to make my trip pleasant.

1. Mini-vans. I don't like mini-vans are dumb women on cell phones in SUVs in front of me!! I just don't. Volvo drivers too!! I don't like them either!! There is a world outside your vehicle, people!!!

2. Window stickers with children's names and the sport they play. Now, if I was a pedophile I might be interested in your children but I am not so I don't care!! Political stickers bother me too!!! If you want them, than at least make them creative so I can be amused.

and STOP....

3. SPONTANEOUS LANE EXCHANGE!!!! 50 yards before the next car but for some reason the driver decides that they can't wait and bursts into my lane 5 ft in front of me like a premature ejaculation, its annoyin and makes me have to apply my brakes...very irritating!!


This morning, I encountered a person with all said 3 no-no's. I didn't get mad, I just went around. I looked at the driver, shook my head and moved on. Male...always male in the mini-van..why is that?! Now, If I had to drive a mini van hustling kids around all day. I would be pissed at the world too but don't go picking on me!!!

The idiot had a huge tantrum, weaving in and out of cars just so he could ride next to me to scream through two windows and air. I simply laughed and waved him away with my hand and zoomed off in my respectable car without bumper stickers and with out changing my lane just for the heck of it!!!



Blondes will handle mid-life a little better than most!!!