The Real Wish List

I want a big stone ware-house where I can skateboard from canvas to kitchen; I want closets filled with art paraphernalia; I want my book to do really, really well; and I want money to spill out of my pocket so I can fill someone's empty one (American orphans) and...


I want a wine bottle Christmas tree uncorked!!!


The Blonde is lucky to have an empty stocking instead of coal!!